I’m a Cyborg, but that’s OK

This is the most blindingly brilliant film I’ve seen in fucking ages. It’s a quirky Korean feature that ticks all the boxes. The main protagonist is Young Goon- a girl with a secret. Her secret is that she’s actually a cyborg. The majority of the film is set in a Mental Hospital where Young Goon [...]

My Shot At Love with Tila Tequila

I normally quite enjoy having lucidly psychotic and unexplainable dreams. It’s sort of like sneaking into the cinema and watching a film without having paid. Free entertainment! The best dreams are always induced by eating a lot of cheese the night before. A bit of chedder or manchego before bed (usually with a glass of [...]

Detox

Those of you familiar with my behavioural patterns- understand that twice a year at the very least I put myself through a total mind and body detox. The reason for this being that I’m a bit of a loose cannon at times. For all my rationale, togetherness, and general no-shit practicality 60% of the time….the [...]

I need an intervention….

I watched a brilliantly corny Sandra Bullock film over the weekend. It was about her as this reckless drunk who gets served an intervention and sent to rehabilitation. It got me thinking…maybe I need an intervention right now? Here are four things that happened to me last week as a result of inebriation.

 
1. The other [...]

A Month of Me

Yesterday marked the beginning of…. ‘The Month of Me’. What is this strange self-indulgent business about you may all ask? It is simply this…For the next entire month- I am going to date myself metaphorically. I am going to treat myself 100% to everything I want. I’m going to put myself first. I’m going to [...]

Just another Manic Monday

Growing up an only child- you learn very early on how to be comfortable by yourself. You learn how to play on your own and you don’t need to rely on others to keep yourself amused. Peace & Quiet are your friends and you crave time alone when you don’t get it easily.
 
I have always [...]